I'm not a fan of Hilton's; I think it's disgusting that someone with nothing productive to give to the world, except maybe a few no-panty paparazzi shots, can get more than her 15 minutes based solely on a few affordable plastic surgeries and the hard work of her grandfather (Hilton Hotel founder Conrad Hilton, whose $300 million fortune "Paris the Heiress" will collect someday along with her much hotter sister).

Due to my intense hatred for Paris , I searched extra hard to find the video before anyone else. That way I could do my part by PASSING IT ALONG TO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO RUIN HER NOT PRISTINE PUBLIC IMAGE FOREVER. I searched high and low, but in the end I now have it available to download.